So, I thought I'd give updates on my ups and downs of pregnancy.

Okay so I am 23 weeks pregnant.

The baby, who is now named Tiffany Amanda Lunniss has been starting to kick more frequently, she also moves around a lot. But since last night she's positioned herself to lie on a nerve or something, as I'm getting extremely agonising intense pains in my stomach and my back. I googled it and found out that I am getting these pains because "A stretching uterus, skin and poor ligament support surrounding the uterus cause lots of belly pains as baby gets bigger."So I am in for more pain to come.
I'm also getting severe migraines. Which I always get, even before I was pregnant, but it's worse as I can't take the medication I used to. All I can take is paracetomol. And that does fuck all. I'm not one to complain, actually scratch that, complainings what I do best. But eh, anyway back on track. Just thought I'd let you know about the pain.

I have written my birth plan and things I need to buy for the baby. My mum and sister are also throwing me a baby shower.

I have become very constructive and have developed the "nesting instinct" where I cannot stop cleaning up. I am scared about the labour, but also very excited. Not excited about the labour, but about afterwards - when I get to hold my beautiful baby Tiffany :]

As I can no longer be assed to retaliate with my oh so witty replies, I will delete any terms of abuse from fuck-faced haters. Peace out my fellow NG people!

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Well I shall be 24 weeks in two days. Tiffany has started to kick even more now, and I've also felt her hiccup. She has also started to push super hard down on my bladder, harder than before. I've also started to crave icecream. But not just any icecream, only fruity icecream. For example: Twisters, Tropical Calypo's etc. I just want and need them all the time. I'm still off chicken though, which is a shame, as I do miss it to be honest.

Well I have a major toothache, so I went to the Dentists' yesterday, and unfortunately they couldn't give an xray or prescribe anti-biotics due to the fact that I'm pregnant, so instead they just had to clean my teeth, and as the dentist dug at my gums with that sharp pointy metal stick of his it fucking kills. My feet curled up, my palms tightened on the chairs' arms, I wanted to scream out in pain and agony. But I didn't. Anyway, the dentist concluded that I have a pocket in my gum. It's a small hole in between the tooth and gum and whenever I eat the foot can get inside the whole, and the bacteria eats away at my gum making the hole bigger. So now I am to eat on the left side of my mouth instead of the right. So I have to handle the pain for another 4 months. I think Tiffany was telling the dentist off for abusing my gums though, as she would not stop kicking when he kept digging at my gums. Bless her

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